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Parrot Head Personality Types "A", "B", "C" & "D"
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Type "A" Parrot Head ~ Wears a coconut shell bra, a grass skirt, a holster containing Corona and sliced lime earrings. Often seen being chased thru Jimmy concert parking lot phlockings for the one and only bottle opener. Once caught, though, gladly shares the bottle opener, smilin' just like a manatee.
Type "B" Parrot Head ~ A wanna-be jazz musician who only wants a penciled in mustache to match the two-tone Ricki Ricardo jacket that Andy Divine autographed behind door number three. Owns a tin cup chalice that runneth over with the perfect margarita. Never tries to reason with hurricane season.
Type "C" Parrot Head ~ Laid back and must be powered by a 12 volt battery. Type "C" follows in the wake of Jimmy, barrel rolls in the sun and wears phunny clothes. Lives her or his life like a pirate turning forty. The daily mental floss is a sunset. Sits and stares at a Corona and thinks about getting drunk but can't remember why.
Type "D" Parrot Head ~ The dude who brings the keg to Jimmy concert phlockings and makes the babes stand on their heads to drink from it. Type "D" also requires the babes to drop their bikini tops for a rare and glorious necklace of plastic beads. Often seen being escorted to the jailhouse by some nice people in uniforms (post-Jimmy concert).
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